Sunday, April 18, 2010

What the F David Blaine

In case you have no idea who David Blaine is, he is this amazing magician that really boggles my mind. Gian are I are watching him on TV right now. He is so phenomenal that people have made fun of him and his insane ways. He makes Chris Angel look like a fraud. First watch these clips of how he can bend time and manipulate objects. He does magic on random people on the street... at their homes... to celebrities... to celebrities on the streets. Anyways, just watch it!










The only reasonable logic of his ridiculous talent is simply time travel! I mean how is there any other explanation? Really... even if he does share his secrets, explain how he can do it in that time? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!

Now that you have seen how insane his tricks are you must watch this hilarious spoof. You will forever say, "What the F David Blaine?" when feeling confused and shocked!


Sunday, April 11, 2010

And The Winner Is....

Sorry this is a little late.

March Madness Bracket winner is McCALL BROWN.

She has won a box of Girl Scout Cookies, along with a surprise gift that will not be revealed until her pretty little eyes have feasted upon it.

Congratulations for being intuitive and picking the correct teams that rocked all of us! We didn't even have a fighting chance.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Intelligender

My sister McCall found this product called Intelligender. It is an at home kit that can predict the sex of your baby as early as 10 weeks. When McCall found it she was so excited and called me to tell me what she had found. She then continued to tell me she already purchased it and was mailing it to me. I thought it was so cute she would go out of her way to give us this cute little pregnancy gift. The package we got was green and white polka dots, with a very vibrant colorful letter. We loved it!
In case you have never heard of this gadget I would love to explain it further. It is this home kit that you can buy at Target, Wallgreens, and CVS stores. How it works is you need your first morning's urine sample, and you follow the directions EXACTLY. The kit will either turn GREEN for boy or ORANGE for girl. It is 82% accurate, so nothing is set in stone until you have your 20 week doctor's appt where you can see by the ultrasound and/or the baby has arrived. The hormones from the baby get into the mothers system and while overnight, your bladder holds urine for one of the longest times of the day creating there the highest amount of hormones detected in the urine. This device is able to read those hormones to help predict the gender of your Gummy Bear.

What a brilliant idea this was. It is fun to get a better idea of what you are having sooner. The odds of it being right are high enough for me to feel pretty confident in what I now know what we maybe having. I mean if it was 50% accurate I would say... so are my guesses... and wouldn't think twice, but they have done a lot of reaserch for it, that McCall found and forwarded on to me. If you want to visit their site to read more or purchase one for your self just go here.

Gian saw the results before I did, and he came in and gave me a sweet kiss saying, "It's a boy." He was beyond thrilled, and happy to confirm his thoughts of it being a boy. My whole life I have always thought I would have a boy first, and everyone keeps saying I will have a boy...and because of everyone saying that. I felt like... well why can't I have a girl? So I tried to fight the odds and keep my fingers crossed in hopes that this pregnancy it would be a girl. I really am happy either way, a baby is such a wonderful blessing and there is nothing that can make a couple happier then to start a family.

In case we are all wrong, including the intelligender, I will be able to find out in 9 long weeks for sure what we are having.

Thank you McCall and Ryan for thinking of us and letting us be able to put our minds to ease for the next few months. It was so kind of you to think of us.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Divine Pieces of Heaven

Dear Girl Scout Cookies,
I love everything about you that you choose to be. You are the most perfect concoction that has ever been thought of. It is like a birthday party with a pinata in my mouth every time I eat one of these divine pieces of heaven. I love that I can spend hundreds of dollars on you and know that it all goes to a good cause... and that it supports the darling little kids that hold up cute signs to indicate where my addiction may live during the spring season.

Look how perfect your little round shape is. My taste buds are already jumping with joy just admiring your beauty! Please let me know your recipe, so I can enjoy you year round.



I will not advertise the amount of boxes I have bought, nor the bitter feelings I may feel when having to share, but I will display my undying love for you! I do not know how to describe how my insides feel when I partake of an insane number of cookies... but my mouth has never been happier.


So I would just like to thank you for always thinking of me and my needs. Thank you for helping me help you!

Love always and forever,
McKinley M.
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