.::Viral Friday::.
Let's just jump right into it...
Dear Santa,
W.T. freaking-F.!!!! First of all, why do you think you can drive? Did you not see my post about the zombies? Secondly, why are you peeing in a parking structure, clearly a dressing room in the mall would be more suitable because there, surveillance cameras will not find you! Thirdly, how hard did you hit your head on that car, ahhahaha IT WAS AN EPIC FAIL!!! Fourthly, I think you have some serious issues if you are dressed as St. Nick and some guy still pushes you out of the way in fear of their safety! Last but not least, I no longer think you hold the authority of, "Who has been naughty or nice," therefore everyone {whether they believe in you or not} should receive everything on their Christmas lists! But seriously, thank you for the amazing laugh hahaha!! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Sincerely,
The World Wide Web... and also me!
THANK YOU, COME AGAIN
The best way to spread holiday cheer
is signing loud for all to hear...
or by sharing this video!
1 comment:
this is why it's a good thing that your friends were our santa....
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